Je veux etre votre tout.

"I’ve raised hipsters?" - our mom

How do I ask my little brother if he wants me to smoke him out for his birthday?

Going home for visits is always fun because I find weird things I did as a child:
Exhibit A. Poetry about needing to adventure & explore from when I was 9.
This constant state of motion isn’t a new thing you guys. I’ve always been a restless spirit
High Priestess of the Selfie

I used to feel bad about needing a big city to be happy. I don’t anymore. There is no shame in needing variety. The countryside cannot sustain me, and that is okay.


on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

(via kavaliier)

I hate bras.

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

bb this is our home planet

Standing, 2014

I am a pizza


If you can’t paddle it, plant it! This is not only a useful way to recycle an old kayak, but I think it also makes an attractive planter too. What do you think? - Dan

Love this
My followers have great taste
Really glad I just saw this :/ its been on my friends mystory all day.
This 15 minute nap really made today bearable. So did the vvyanse I took as soon as I woke up but let’s not try to identify my dogged motivation to finish senior year strong.
total sleep since Saturday morning: 12 hours
Tonight is expected to maintain the pattern