Anonymous: "How do I buy a Canadian?"
You just offer any Canadian a nice box of chocolate in exchange for themselves and they usually go for it, you’d be surprised. I have eight Canadians, want ten.
As a Canadian i can confirm this. Some of us are picky though and you’d best get some fancy chocolates.
Of course, I mean… I assumed that quality goes without saying. We’re talking Canadians here. This is preemo stuff, my man, holla back.
ashtastically how many of us are currently in your possession?
a small colony; I normally offer mine Tim Hortons too so there is a wait list to be my Canadian.
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