the word “slut” is a socially constructed term used to control and constrain the sexuality of women the world over!!!
writing papers for elementary foreign language classes makes me feel so dumb because in english i’m fairly articulate but i literally just wrote in german: “I have a door. the door is big. the door is brown. i have a room.” i’m handing this in for a grade.
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
I just found a voicemail from one of my best friends 21st’s back in October and it is basically him begging me to tell him he didn’t make a fool of himself because he can’t remember.
“Ashely, I call seeking solace and your words.”
“I think I threw up at some point probably.”
“Call me back.”
My method for flirting with boys is consistently saying whatever I think and then forgetting to text back and somehow most of the time they still want to take me to dinner which just proves that boys are really weird.